Saturday, February 25, 2017

Something - I'm Just Not Quite Sure What??? (review)

TITLE: Something
AUTHOR: Shelby Lamb
PUBLISHER: Grunge Bookz
PUBLISHING DATE: March 7, 2017

FROM GOODREADS: “I will find true love and everything will be okay. I will find true love and everything will be okay…” she chanted.

They say be careful what you read. Something is wrong. Something is very wrong. It can happen to anyone. This is just four teenagers’ story. Aubrey Golding hates her face, her body, and is devastated after Nathan Silva leaves her. Alone, suicidal, and desperate for love, she discovers a book called Something and unknowingly links others to a dark and terrifying curse that is beginning to consume her. Nathan is glad to be moving on with someone new and can hardly believe what is happening now. Wild child and amateur porn star, Bella Broadhurst, loves bullying that “emo whore” Aubrey with the other girls, but mostly she loves partying, hookups, and plain ol’ drama when terror arises. And Kendra Coke is just a new teen mother working on a delicate relationship when things start becoming utterly bizarre. Chilling sleep disturbances and figures hiding in the corners of their rooms are just warnings of what is to come. Be careful what you read, they say. Tread carefully.


MY THOUGHTS: 
I can honestly say this is the only time I can remember rating a book one star. I actually feel badly that I am doing it, but I've read other reviews and some people loved "Something" so let's just say it wasn't the book for me.

I had a really hard time connecting with this book. I didn't care for any of the characters. Aubrey was an emotional wreck and so distraught that Nathan dumped her that she texts him endlessly, cries, whines, shouts and even beats up his new girlfriend (who did violate the girlfriend code and start dating her best friends ex). She is suicidal and homicidal and has a drinking problem as well as mental health issues (cutting) which are never really addressed except for when her private high school wants to have a prayer ceremony for her to "save her soul." Then you have Kendra and Bella. They both have really big parts in this book but other than Bella hating Aubrey and bullying her a lot when they attended school together in the past, and Kendra meeting Aubrey on-line and developing a friendship, I don't know how they played into the big picture. Finally, I have to mentioned there is TONS of sex in this book. And hey, I don't mind a few scenes here and there and am definitely not a prude, but this sex is just pointless. Bella wants to be a porn star and actually starts her career and we get to read ALL
about it.

Now, for the shocker - did I mention this is touted as a horror novel? Yes, there is a mysterious book called "Something" which when the reader reads it, a portal open and other beings begin to creep in and visit and I think they cause some of the havoc we read about but I'm really not sure. Oh, and there is a demon. One who Aubrey falls madly in love with and with whom she immediately has sex even though she is still supposedly madly in love with Nathan.

Basically this whole book confused me. I read through it pretty quick and didn't have a problem at all with Lamb's writing style. It probably is a necessary set up for book two in the series but I will never know because I refuse to continue on. I really can't recommend this to anyone but will say if you are considering reading it because of the horror element, reconsider. There isn't much there.


RATING: 1 PAW





7 comments:

  1. This sounds like something that had a lot of potential but the execution just fell flat, bummer.

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    1. It did have potential and I was hoping for a really awesome horror novel - not so lucky.

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  2. I'll pass too Barb. One thing that can get my dander up is when there's a bunch of sex and no warning, or there's rape or something equally atrocious and no tags about it.

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    1. Yea and this book has sex, rape, mental illness and assault. Pretty much everything but a lot of horror.

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  3. I don't think I would have expected that much sex in a book that was supposed to be horror. Sorry this one didn't work for you. How have you went this long without a 1 star book? I end up with a few every year!

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    1. I don't know how I went so long. However, I hope I don't have another one that low anytime soon.

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  4. Classifying a book as horror when it's not horror really confuses me. You have real, legit horror books classifying themselves as something else in hopes of gaining readers and then you have books that aren't even horror putting themselves in that category. It's so strange. This sounds very disappointing.

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