The Sherwood house has been deserted since the horrific killing of a local family in the sleepy town of Ashburg. When invitations to a mysterious party to be held there are sent out, nobody is particularly surprised - after all, everyone wants to party in a house of death on Allhallow's Eve.
Wednesday, June 30, 2021
Retro Horror - Vol. 9
The Sherwood house has been deserted since the horrific killing of a local family in the sleepy town of Ashburg. When invitations to a mysterious party to be held there are sent out, nobody is particularly surprised - after all, everyone wants to party in a house of death on Allhallow's Eve.
Thursday, April 29, 2021
Retro Horror Vol. 8 - The Buddy Read Version
This time around Stormi already had a book chosen for her pick and as I been meaning to do some King re-reads, I jumped on it along with her. However, somehow, I ended up with the extended version and I didn't even KNOW there was an extended version. What is about King wanting to make long books even longer? So the outcome of this story brought to light the fact that I am now questioning how much I love King. I have always said I love older King better, but seriously, I'm rating newer King much higher. Go figure. So read on for my thoughts on Needful Things and then hop over to Stormi's at Books, Movies, Reviews! Oh My! and check out her thoughts!
Master storyteller Stephen King presents the classic #1 New York Times bestseller about a mysterious store than can sell you whatever you desire—but not without exacting a terrible price in return.
Thursday, February 25, 2021
Retro Horror Vol. 7 - Dog Kill
It's time again for Retro Horror! Stormi and I plan on doing these every two months so you can expect the next one in April. This month my pick also doubled as one off my "Read My Own Shelves" project. Two birds with one book - gotta love that (actually no birds were harmed in the making of this post). I had very mixed feelings about this month's book so read on and see what they are. Then hop over to Stormi's at Books, Movies, Reviews! Oh My! and see what she read.
Jake was no man's best friend...A trained guard dog schooled in viciousness, the Doberman was 95 pounds of murderous muscle and fang. He'd left a trail of bloodied foes during months of aimless wandering.
Saturday, January 2, 2021
Retro Horror Vol 6 - The Devil's Dreamer
MY THOUGHTS: I thought I was being really smart this month and grabbing a book that was already on my own personal shelf. I don't remember how I obtained it but I wish I did because I would travel back in time and change that decision! I REALLY disliked this book. So much in fact that I am sort of convinced I may have already read my worst book of 2021. And it's only January 1st!
So Carsa Winters is in her early 20s and lives with her good friend Liz in New York City. She works for a publishing company and has a very promising future. She usually sleeps soundly at night and never dreams but one night that changes. She has a dream, set in the 1800's, so real and so vivid that she's convinced it's real. She is fearful of her dream husband, who is cruel and withholding their new baby, Esmeth, from her. She even believes she has met the people in her dream before, except that they were actually other people. Carsa begins to fear sleep which leads her to staying up all the time, not eating, and making stupid decisions. She questions everything... and I mean EVERYTHING. She finally starts wondering which is real - her dream or what she perceives to be reality. She treats everyone trying to help her like crap and drinks lots and lots of coffee. Wish I could tell you more but I can't.
I am pretty sure I discovered the first major unreliable narrator in book history (not really but it sounds good right)? I sort of liked Carsa's roommate Liz who may have actually been Liz or who might have actually been her baby/non-existent baby's nursemaid. Are you confused yet?
This book should not have been categorized as Gothic Horror. I can sort of see why it was tagged as Gothic but it was a horrific read, not one filled with horror. I will be honest and admit from about page 180 on I skimmed and then read the last chapter and was disappointed once again. My only hope for this book was that Carsa/Mincy died. And SPOILER ALERT - she didn't. Yep, sometimes I can be that kind of person who wishes for dreadful things to happen to dreadful people. If you are thinking about picking this book up, DON'T. I feel that's the best advice I can offer.
Thursday, October 29, 2020
Retro Horror Vol. 5
I can't believe we are on Round 5 of the Retro Horror project. I hope you've been enjoying it because I've enjoyed reading some lesser known works. This month I unearthed a hidden gem so read on for my review and then hop over to Stormi's at Books, Movies, Reviews! Oh My! to see her choice this month!
MY THOUGHTS: Best Friend is a novel of slowly building terror. It is based on the fact that some people have an unusual affinity for animals and that some animals, especially well-loved ones, seem to respond with uncanny sensitivity. They are easily trained, seemingly intelligent enough to know what's wanted of them, attuned not only to the commands but also to the feelings of their owners.
Such a pair are Isabelle Buckingham and her dog beau. But between them there is something more. And almost before Isabelle herself knows it, her devoted Beau is aware that she is sick to death of her bullying, critical and philandering husband.
Best Friend is a tale of a suburban dream turning into a nightmare, on the order of Burnt Offerings - but without resort to the occult or science fiction. It is completely plausible. And all the scarier for it.
MY THOUGHTS: So this is best described as a slow-burning horror novel. However, I would argue that at its heart, it's basically a love story. A love between a woman and her dog.
Thursday, August 20, 2020
Retro Horror Vol. 4 - Horror Meets Dog Days of Summer?
MY THOUGHTS: Cooper's family has moved and are now living in a new home in the woods. Cooper is afraid of everything - and I mean everything. This makes him an easy target for his older brother. One evening he starts hearing barking dogs. He makes friends with a neighbor, Margaret, aka Fergie, and together they try to figure out why they are being terrorized by the ghosts of two Black Labradors.
I know I'm not the targeted reader for a book like this, and while I found it okay, it really bothered me in some aspects. First of all, Cooper was rather annoying. I mean, I understand that he is a scaredy-cat, but he is scared of EVERYTHING. Some exampled include a sprinkler, a rabbit and a bird. He is constantly falling for his brother's antics when he should have caught on. I did enjoy seeing Mickey, the brother, get what was coming to him in one scene though.
The ghost dogs weren't really scary and the whole reason they were haunting Cooper and Fergie was a tad lame. And the ending! I read it and was like "really?" I felt it was really no conclusion at all!
So overall, I'm glad I gave it a chance but I am glad it wasn't much longer.
RATING: 3 PAWS
TITLE: Frankenstein's Dog
AUTHOR: R.L. Stine
PUBLISHER: Scholastic
PUBLISHING DATE: July 2013
Kat is reluctant to visit her Uncle Vic Frankenstein because of all the rumors about him. People in the small town where he lives say he's a mad scientist like his great-grandfather, Victor Frankenstein, who created a monster that came alive and terrorized the town. But Kat is relieved to find that even though he lives in a dark, old castle-like mansion, Uncle Vic is a quiet, gentle man, a scientist interested in building robots with artificial intelligence. Also, Kat loves Poochie, Vic's small, adorable, fluffy white dog, funny and playful. But after an accident occurs in her uncle's lab, strange things begin to happen.
Has Kat created a monster? Or is something else responsible for the horror that is unleashed?
MY THOUGHTS: I found this book a lot cuter than my first choice. Kat is off to visit her Uncle who is a descendant of the original Victor Frankenstein. When Kat arrives, she learns that her uncle is creating robots with artificial intelligence. She starts exploring his old home and soon finds some things that don't make sense. Victor's dog Poochie immediately warms to Kat and really plays a few key roles in the entire plot. Will Kat be able to find out what is going on or will she become one of her uncle's experiments herself?
I liked Kat. She was curious and rambunctious and she clearly loved her uncle a lot. And as I mentioned, I also liked Poochie. The book made me chuckle in places and I could actually see it play out well as a kid's animated film. And the ending to this one actually made sense.
Overall, I'm glad I ventured into the world of Goosebumps and while I now see that I really missed these books due to older than the targeted audience when they released, they might be fun to visit from time to time.
RATING: 4 PAWS
Thursday, July 2, 2020
Retro Horror Vol. 3 - The Girl Who Loved Tom Gordon
MY THOUGHTS: This is one Stephen King book that I never even actually bought when it came out. I think back then I saw "baseball" and not being a huge fan of the sport, just skipped it. However, I recently picked up this edition from Wal-Mart one day and I realized it would be a perfect read for the Retro Horror project.
So one day Trisha, her mother and her brother travel from home to go on a six-mile hike on the Appalachian Trail. Trisha's parents have recently divorced and her brother hates every idea their mother comes up with to do for weekend activities. Trisha is tired of all the fighting and bickering. While hiking, Trisha steps off the trail to go to the bathroom. Because her brother and mother are in the middle of another epic battle, she doesn't say anything thinking she can quickly catch up. However, she gets turned around and what follows is several days lost in the woods with only a small backpack of supplies and her beloved Tom Gordon signed baseball cap.
I have to make note of the formatting of this novel. King titled the chapters like baseball innings which was a really nice touch. I really enjoyed reading things such as "Bottom of the Seventh" because as the "game" progressed, Trisha's situation grew more dire. I also really liked Trisha but I have to be honest and admit that this is not one of my favorite King books. I kind of got tired of the whole lost-in-the-woods tale and really just wanted Trisha to be found.
I also found there to be some holes in the story. For example, someone calls in a tip to the local police that Trisha was abducted by a local pedophile. Other than serving as a mechanism to drag the story out longer because the police changed the focus of their search, it didn't seem to fit. This also may seem strange considering this is actually one of King's shorter books but I found myself wanting more. I wanted to see more reaction from the parents who were clearly on the way to making their children's lives more difficult. The brother did feel some remorse but basically he was just a little shit. He was older than Trisha but you never would have guessed it from the way he acted.
So overall I am glad I finally picked this book up. It's another King I can mark off my list. I know people dearly love this tale and if you like survival stories, it's definitely one you should consider picking up.
RATING: 3 PAWS
If you happened to miss my past reviews, you can check them out here:
Vol 1 - Wither
Vol 2 - The Amityville Horror
Thursday, April 23, 2020
Retro Horror Vol 2 - The Amityville Horror
In December 1975, the Lutz family moved into their dream home, the same home where Ronald DeFeo had murdered his parents, brothers and sisters just one year earlier.
The psychic phenomena that followed created the most terrifying experience the Lutz family had ever encountered, forcing them to flee the house in 28 days, convinced that it was possessed by evil spirits.
Their fantastic story, never before disclosed in full detail, makes for an unforgettable book with all the shocks and gripping suspense of The Exorcist, The Omen or Rosemary's Baby, but with one vital difference...the story is true.
MY THOUGHTS: So I remembers seeing this movie when I was very young, probably preteens. I also remember the remake that was done several years back. And both times, the movie REALLY creeped me out. To be honest, the genre of horror that has always scared me the most is stories about demonic possession, and in this case, it seemed to be the house that was possessed. So when my library got a copy of this in (long before we all went on lockdown), I grabbed it, thinking it would be perfect for a retro review.
So most of us know the story. The Lutz family moved up in the world when they obtained the precious Amityville house for a steal after Ronald DeFeo murdered his entire family in it. They knew the main details, and didn't really care. Slowly but surely the house began to show its true colors, which in my opinion, were probably red and black. Weird things began to happen such as cold spots in the home, Kathy Lutz feeling a presence around her in the kitchen and smelling perfume, money going missing, doors getting torn off the home and boathouse, and Missy's "imaginary friend," a pig named Jodie. There's also a mysterious hidden room in the basement painted completely in red and the fact that George wakes up every night at 3:15 am.
The book also tells the tale of Father Mancuso, the priest the family called to bless their new home. While the Lutz's are experiencing issues, Father Mancuso is experiencing his own set of horrors. So much so that he vows not to return to the home even when the Lutz's request his home. You can only imagine this brings up a whole set of ethical struggles for the Father.
Even though this book is non-fiction, I found it an extremely easy read. Although sometimes I still found what I was reading rather spooky and disturbing. I don't feel that the actual account is as horrible as the movie version, although take my word, it's all terrifying. For example, it doesn't seem like George actually became homicidal and wanted to murder his whole family, even though he did experience personality changes.
So overall, I found this an interesting read. At just over 200 pages, it was long enough to keep my interest and since I haven't seen the movies in years, it added some new information to what I originally recalled.
I am also VERY curious. Those of you who know about this incident, do you believe it really happened? I know there's a lot of controversy about whether it was a huge publicity stunt. The books puts a big emphasis on what happened with Father Mancuso because apparently at the time, that information was not shared with the Lutz's. The author uses this fact to strongly substantiate that the tale is true. Please let me know what you think!
RATING: 4 PAWS
Saturday, February 29, 2020
Retro Horror Vol. 1 - Wither
The college town of Windale, Massachusetts is proud of its colonial heritage -- including the legend of a dark witches' coven dating back three hundred years. No one in Windale actually believes in witches, or imagines that the blood-chilling history of the Salem era could repeat itself. But three people, unknown to one another, are experiencing vivid nightmares of palpable horror. They alone can sense that a dreadful presence is working its way into their waking lives -- and is coming for them.
On a crisp autumn night deep in the New England woods, a young woman's harmless channeling ritual unwittingly opens the floodgates to terrifying forces that have, until then, lived only in dreams: a breed of demonic creatures with the power to shatter an unsuspecting town.
MY THOUGHTS: As I've mentioned, this was a reread for me but since I read it over 20 years ago, I only had a slight recollection of it. I remembered really liking the MC, Wendy, and loving the fact that it was about witches - scary, terrifying witches! I was curious to see if this book would stand up to my expectations and recollection of loving it so well and I'm glad to say it did. I also recalled that Wendy used to ride an exercise bike all the time and would map out destinations on a map on her wall and keep track until she got there. I thought that was such a cool concept back in 1999 and will even admit to copying it for a while.
So on to the story. Wendy is the daughter of Windale College's presidence in Windale, Massachusetts. The town is very old and colonial and has seemed to build its survival on a basis of three witches who were once hanged there during the time of the Salem Witch Trials. Wendy herself has always went against the grain and is a practicing Wiccan. Once night she holds a ceremony in the woods but following that, weird things start to happen. Did Wendy unknowingly releases the wrath of these three witches, or is something even more complex at play?
There are several things I really enjoy about this book. The setting is a small college town seeped in history. It makes for a great setting for this ominous tale. I also really like the characters. The book centers on three main individuals. There's Wendy, her pregnant college professor Karen, and then a neglect little 8 year old, Abby. During the tale we get to see what's happening from all three perspectives. The reader is also given flashbacks along the way of the prosecution of the three witches - Wither and the other two in her coven. The whole book flows rather well and it's a near-perfect mix of atmosphere and action. And finally, there are some truly gruesome and terrifying scenes in this novel. Like people falling from the sky, stadium bleachers collapsing and mysterious injuries while sleeping.
I am so glad that I chose this as the first book for our feature. Once again I feel in love with Wendy and the town of Windale. I'm pleased to say there are two more books which were released following Wendy and her town and while reading this, I learned from the author that he is currently working on book 4. You have no idea how thrilled I am. Look for future reviews of the next two in the series because once again, I've become addicted to this witchy world.
RATING: 4 PAWS
ABOUT THE AUTHOR: Bram Stoker Award-Winning co-author of Wither (which has been moved to the J. G. Passarella profile. Also, I'm the author of Wither's Rain, Wither's Legacy, Kindred Spirit, Shimmer, Exit Strategy & Others (fiction collection), and the media tie-in novels: Supernatural: COLD FIRE (MAR 2016), Night Terror & Rite of Passage, Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Ghoul Trouble, Angel: Avatar & Monolith. Look for Grimm: The Chopping Block.
My author website is Passarella.com but I am also owner & web designer at AuthorPromo.com





















